A list of over 200 Wrestling quotes is a unique and amusing challenge! Here are a variety of humorous quotes, ranging from witty one-liners to motivational quotes.
Inspirational Quotes for Wrestlers P1
- “The only way to prove that you’re a good sport is to lose.”
- “When you’ve got something to prove, there’s nothing greater than a challenge.”
- “It’s not the will to win that matters—everyone has that. It’s the will to prepare to win that matters.”
- “Persistence can change failure into extraordinary achievement.”
- “Gold medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.”
- “The only person who can stop you from reaching your goals is you.”
- “The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.”
- “Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.”
- “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
- “Your biggest opponent isn’t the other guy. It’s human nature.”
- “If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it.”
- “An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head.”
- “It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.”
- “The only limit to the height of your achievements is the reach of your dreams and your willingness to work for them.”
- “You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.”
- “The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.”
- “Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths.”
- “To give any less than your best is to sacrifice a gift.”
- “Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.”
- “Make sure your worst enemy doesn’t live between your own two ears.”
- “Victory is in having done your best. If you’ve done your best, you’ve won.”
- “It is not the size of a man but the size of his heart that matters.”
- “I’ve learned that something constructive comes from every defeat.”
- “The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it.”
- “I don’t count my sit-ups. I only start counting once it starts hurting.”
- “Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.”
- “A trophy carries dust. Memories last forever.”
- “You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself.”
- “You were born to be a player. You were meant to be here. This moment is yours.”
- “The only way to prove you are a good sport is to lose.”
- “What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what you feel there is to lose.”
- “Without self-discipline, success is impossible, period.”
- “The more difficult the victory, the greater the happiness in winning.”
- “It’s not the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.”
- “Cancer can take away all of my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart, and it cannot touch my soul.”
- “One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than 50 preaching it.”
- “The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”
- “It’s not whether you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.”
- “The principle is competing against yourself. It’s about self-improvement, about being better than you were the day before.”
- “You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.”
- “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.”
- “The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person’s determination.”
- “The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.”
- “A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning.”
- “To uncover your true potential you must first find your own limits and then you have to have the courage to blow past them.”
- “You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.”
- “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.”
- “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.”
- “Never give up! Failure and rejection are only the first step to succeeding.”
- “The only one who can tell you ‘you can’t win’ is you and you don’t have to listen.”
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Funny Quotes about Wrestling P2
- “Wrestling is ballet with violence.” – Jesse Ventura
- “I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “I’m not a wrestler, I just play one on TV.”
- “Why do they call it a ‘ring’ when it’s square?”
- “In wrestling, there are no time-outs, just occasional unconsciousness.”
- “I’d tap out, but I’m afraid I’d break a nail.”
- “My wrestling strategy: if you can’t beat them, distract them with a funny dance.”
- “Wrestlers do it on the mat… because that’s where the referee put us.”
- “The best part about wrestling is the part where I get to eat afterwards.”
- “I don’t always watch wrestling, but when I do, I still don’t understand the rules.”
- “Wrestling: because who doesn’t want to wear spandex and get sweaty?”
- “I’m a lover, not a wrestler… unless you count pillow wrestling.”
- “Why did the wrestler bring a ladder to the match? To reach the high expectations!”
- “Wrestling is like a hug, but it hurts.”
- “In wrestling, the only thing harder than winning is thinking of good excuses for losing.”
- “My favorite wrestling move is the ‘sit on the couch and watch.'”
- “I practice wrestling moves on my pillow, but it keeps winning.”
- “If at first you don’t succeed, wrestling probably isn’t for you.”
- “I came, I saw, I got body slammed.”
- “Wrestling: because punching someone is frowned upon.”
- “Wrestlers do it in a singlet. It’s less weird than it sounds.”
- “When life gets tough, just remember: in wrestling, every pain has a three-count to go away.”
- “I told my mom I’m a wrestler. Now she keeps trying to tag in.”
- “I don’t always understand wrestling, but when I do, it’s still pretty confusing.”
- “Wrestling teaches you discipline. And how to wear a leotard.”
- “My wrestling coach told me to ‘take it to the mat.’ So I took it home.”
- “In wrestling, it’s not how you fall, it’s how you lay there afterward.”
- “Wrestling: it’s like arguing with your brother, but in front of an audience.”
- “I used to wrestle my demons, now we just cuddle.”
- “Wrestling is not fake; it’s just really good at pretending.”
- “I joined wrestling to get in shape. Now I’m just a different shape.”
- “Wrestling: where the only thing tougher than your opponent is the smell of the mat.”
- “My wrestling coach told me to listen to my body. It said, ‘Please stop.'”
- “I don’t always lose at wrestling, but when I do, I make sure it looks good.”
- “In wrestling, every hug is a potential body slam.”
- “I tried wrestling once, but I was just grappling with the idea.”
- “Wrestling is like a game of chess, but with more sweat and less thinking.”
- “I’m a professional wrestling fan. It’s like being a regular fan, but with more shouting.”
- “My wrestling nickname is ‘The Escapist.’ Not because I’m good, but because I keep trying to leave.”
- “Why did the wrestler bring a broom to the match? He wanted to ‘sweep’ the competition!”
- “Wrestling is the only sport where you can get points for napping (if you’re the referee).”
- “I thought wrestling was like dancing, until I got my first headlock.”
- “I told my wife I was into wrestling. She said, ‘House chores aren’t a sport.'”
- “In wrestling, the only thing that hurts more than losing is the outfit.”
- “My favorite wrestling move is pressing the ‘next episode’ button.”
- “Wrestling: where you fight like you’re right and hug like you’re wrong.”
- “Why do wrestlers always seem so down? They just can’t stand losing their grip!”
- “Wrestling teaches you control, like controlling the urge to run away.”
- “I’m not saying wrestling is tough, but my yoga instructor wouldn’t last a round.”
- “In wrestling, sometimes the only thing standing between you and victory is… the floor.”
- “I joined wrestling to learn self-defense… against chairs and ladders.”
- “I don’t need a wrestling script. My life is dramatic enough.”
- “Wrestling is like a good drama – lots of twists, turns, and occasionally bad acting.”
- “The only tag team I know is shopping with my spouse.”
- “Wrestling: where every throw has a story, and every pin a punchline.”
- “I wanted to be a wrestler, but I couldn’t find a ringtone.”
- “Wrestling taught me to set goals – like how to get out of bed after training.”
- “I told my coach I was ready to wrestle with my inner demons. He said wrong class.”
- “In wrestling, the only thing faker than the punches is my enthusiasm.”
- “Why was the wrestler upset about his smartphone? It kept putting him on hold!”
- “My wrestling career didn’t take off – I think I lacked the ‘body of work.'”
- “Wrestling is not the art of fighting, it’s the art of pretending you’re not tired.”
- “I tried wrestling in high school. I was pinned down by reality.”
- “If wrestling doesn’t work out, I’m ready for a career in rolling around on the floor.”
- “I used to play wrestling video games. I was undefeated at pressing pause.”
- “In wrestling, every match is a story where I forget my lines.”
- “Why did the wrestler go to school? To learn the ‘elementary’ holds.”
- “I told my friend I love wrestling. He said, ‘Is it because life already has you in a headlock?'”
- “My wrestling coach says I have potential. I think he means in another sport.”
- “Wrestling: the only sport where you fight for a belt but don’t get to wear pants.”
Wrestling Quotes P3
- “A wrestler’s favorite math? Division, because they always split their opponents.”
- “Wrestling is my therapy, but my therapist says it’s not working.”
- “I thought wrestling was a cooking show. Turns out ‘chopping’ and ‘grilling’ mean something else here.”
- “In wrestling, even the floor is against you.”
- “The best thing about wrestling? The round ends eventually.”
- “I asked my coach for a break in wrestling. He gave me a ‘breakfall’.”
- “Wrestling: where the only thing more flexible than your body is the rule book.”
- “My favorite wrestling move? The ‘accidental’ nap.”
- “Why was the wrestler so good at school? He knew how to tackle every question!”
- “Wrestling: where ‘taking someone down’ is a compliment.”
- “They said wrestling would build character. They didn’t say which kind.”
- “Wrestling: the art of folding clothes with people still in them.”
- “My coach said wrestling is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”
- “I don’t sweat at wrestling. I leak awesomeness.”
- “I’d wrestle with my thoughts, but they play dirty.”
- “Wrestling: the only sport where ‘getting a grip’ is literal.”
- “Why was the wrestler a bad comedian? He kept punching up the punchline.”
- “In wrestling, every day is leg day. Especially for your opponent.”
- “Wrestling: because sometimes you just need a good squeeze.”
- “I tried a wrestling diet once. It was a lot of mat and not much cheese.”
- “Wrestling has taught me discipline, like disciplining myself not to cry in public.”
- “Why did the wrestler go to jail? For resisting a rest.”
- “In wrestling, it’s not the fall that hurts, it’s the sudden stop at the end.”
- “My coach says I have a good wrestling face. It scares the opponent.”
- “Wrestling: where a ‘good grip’ means you can’t feel your fingers.”
- “I’m not saying our wrestling team is bad, but we have more casts than a Broadway show.”
- “In wrestling, the only thing that gets more workout than you is your laundry.”
- “Wrestling: because who wouldn’t want to wear tight spandex and hug strangers?”
- “Why don’t wrestlers tell secrets on the mat? They might get taken down.”
- “The only thing tighter than a wrestling match is my spandex.”
- “I love wrestling. It’s like aggressive hugging.”
- “Why was the wrestler so calm? He knew how to handle pressure.”
- “Wrestling: where ‘getting a hold’ of yourself is a good thing.”
- “My coach said to ‘hit the mat.’ I didn’t know he meant with my face.”
- “Wrestling: a sport where you pay to get hugged, tightly.”
- “I told my coach I can’t wrestle. He said, ‘That’s a stretch.'”
- “In wrestling, every match is a twist of fate – usually mine.”
- “Why do wrestlers make good friends? They know how to wrap things up.”
- “Wrestling is the only sport where running away is a tactical retreat.”
- “I don’t need an alarm clock. My wrestling coach is scarier.”
- “Wrestling: where you can get points for just lying around.”
- “I didn’t choose the wrestling life. The wrestling life gripped me.”
- “In wrestling, you don’t lose. You just find new ways to not win.”
- “Why was the wrestler so smart? He had a lot of ‘mat’ smarts.”
- “Wrestling is like a game of chess, but the pieces fight back.”
- “I told my coach I was ready for the match. He asked, ‘Ready to watch?'”
- “In wrestling, you either win or learn. I’m very educated.”
- “My wrestling style? Survival.”
- “Wrestling: where you fight for the right to wear a belt, but no pants.”
- “Why did the wrestler go to art class? To improve his ‘draw’ technique.”
- “Wrestling is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
- “The only thing I flip better than my opponent is a coin.”
- “Why did the wrestler cross the road? To take down the chicken.”
- “Wrestling: where you can legally push someone around.”
- “My wrestling coach told me to live my dream. So, I went back to bed.”
- “In wrestling, the only thing I throw in the towel for is a shower.”
- “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m also an involuntary yoga instructor.”
- “Wrestling: where ‘tapping out’ doesn’t mean tapping on a keyboard.”
- “Why do wrestlers make terrible thieves? They can never get away with anything.”
- “Wrestling: because life wasn’t hard enough already.”
- “I told my coach I wanted to be a wrestler. He said, ‘Dream on.’ I think that’s good advice.”
- “Wrestling: where you get points for hugging, but no one feels loved.”
- “My wrestling strategy? Look tough and hope for the best.”
- “Why do wrestlers always seem busy? They’re always tied up.”
- “Wrestling: because it’s cheaper than therapy.”
- “I told my coach I was feeling down. He said, ‘Perfect for a wrestler.'”
- “In wrestling, you don’t just beat the clock. You beat everything.”
- “Why did the wrestler bring a map to the mat? He kept getting lost in the holds.”
- “Wrestling: the only sport where you fight for a belt while wearing spandex.”
- “The best part of wrestling? Eventually, it ends.”
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